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To minimize loss of energy in swimming to the South Pole, you decide to swim through Earth to save up time.

You take a huge breath of air and plunge into the depths, finding the sand with ease. You are likely to be eaten by a sand Grue. You dig into the sand to swim through it.

Oops, out of air!