Game:Zork/SouthPole

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 South Pole Score: ? Moves: ?


Your body is frozen.

Hey, look on the bright side, you've been cryogenically frozen in the ice. The ice melts to global warming and you come back to life in 2012!

Unfortunately, it's December 21.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)