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 Let go of my freaking cursor! Score: :-( Moves: Q 1/2

Oh, so we have a smart-aleck, huh? Well, this is MY computer we're talking about here.

The cursor slams you into the side of the screen, and you drop into the recycling bin.
> examine me

You are covered in papers and old apps. Firefox accidentally scorched your shirt.

What would you like to do today?