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The Hell Out Of Here Score: ZOMG Moves: ROFL

The Hell Out Of Here has no use here. Its massive destructiveness won't work.
> Why not?

You can't use it, it's in the Recycling Bin.

The Bin empties, taking you with it.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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