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Zork
| Prison | Score: 130 | Moves: 55 |
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With what, your bare hands?
The crate smashes into exactly one million pieces. Amidst the wreckage lies a precious brass bauble.
As you place it in your pocket, the north wall slides down into the floor. Oh, and there is a hole in the floor, with a staircase leading down it. | ||