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| Staircase | Score: 130 | Moves: 56 |
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The staircase winds about itself, seemingly going on forever. You feel as though you're trapped in an M.C. Escher masterpiece. After hours of travel you reach the bottom to find... a useless bottle of water that tastes bad. | ||