Game:Zork/a winner is you!

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 A winner is you! Score: 3,897,156,069 Moves: 46


The old man leans over to you and whispers in your ear "I am a Grue, yet you would sit beside me."

He continues "The kindness you have shown me will not go unrewarded."

He then points to your score. "The narrator will pull some strings and actually allow you to win."


> Really?

"No not really." The Jamaican Grue finishes. Then he eats you.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.