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Zork
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Moves: I forgot
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> Eat shoe!
You eat your shoe. Doesn't taste good. You had stepped in Grue poo earlier.
But, in eating the Grue poo shoe, you gain awesome Grue powers.
You break out of here and save the princess, kill all the rebel Grues, win the lottery, and live happily ever after with your awesome Grue powers, hot princess girlfriend, and a sweet mil.
You win.
Holy crap.
You win.
Now go read a book.
Which book?
> You tell me.
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