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 Dimensional Rift Thingimajig Score: -5 Moves: 2

> Beat narrator/computer of Zork with heavy stick

You don't have a heavy stick. All you have is a small weewee, brave one. +1 Enthusiasm

> Look for stick

You find your stick after a detailed search of your pants with a magnifying glass. It's quite small.