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 Dimensional Rift Thingimajig Score: -5 Moves: 3

> Explode with the fire of a thousand suns

You gather the energy around you, curl into a ball as you build up the utter destruction in your very core. Your skin crackles with energy. You squeeze your eyes shut and prepare for oblivion...

> ... what's taking so long?

.... nothing happens. Absolutely nothing. FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA! I HAD YOU THERE, DIDN'T I?!! Nope, sorry, you don't have any kind of means to explode, let alone with the fire of a thousand suns. Wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STICK?!!