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Game:Zork/Narrator

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Dimensional Rift Thingimajig Score: -5 Moves: 2

> Beat Stick

Distracted, you get eaten by a grue, which pisses you off because he doesn't let you finish up.

*** Gone with the Grue ***

Would you like to get Rhett, restore a fellow comrade, or say that you don't give a damn? (Type RHETT, COMRADE, or DAMN):

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