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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 25

> thumb a ride

You step to the side of the road and flash your ugly mug at every vehicle that passes. Two trucks speed by, followed by two more. Nobody wants to stop.

> give them the finger

They're too busy laughing to notice. Anyway, a farmer finally drops by his battered pickup and slows down.

"Need a lift, mate?"