Game:Zork/Pedestrian

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 26


> Cross the road


You serious?


> What, is something wrong?


Yes, something's "wrong". YOU FORGOT TO LOOK BOTH WAYS!


> MOTHERFUC-


Dude. This is Africa. At rush hour. They don't stop for shit.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


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