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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 26

> Cross the road

You serious?

> What, is something wrong?

Yes, something's "wrong". YOU FORGOT TO LOOK BOTH WAYS!


Dude. This is Africa. At rush hour. They don't stop for shit.

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