Game:Zork/Boer

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 25


> Hijack the truck


You attempt your own take at Grand Theft Auto on that poor fool. Look, a dented old bakkie really ain't worth it.


> whatever


The farmer pulls out a .38 Special and blows your face off.


> OMG....


Yeah, that's sort of what happens when you try to mess with a white guy from Durban.


*** You fail at Zork ***


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