Game:Zork/Boer

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 25


> Hijack the truck


You attempt your own take at Grand Theft Auto on that poor fool. Look, a dented old bakkie really ain't worth it.


> whatever


The farmer pulls out a .38 Special and blows your face off.


> OMG....


Yeah, that's sort of what happens when you try to mess with a white guy from Durban.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):