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Score: 10
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Moves: 25
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> Hijack the truck
You attempt your own take at Grand Theft Auto on that poor fool. Look, a dented old bakkie really ain't worth it.
> whatever
The farmer pulls out a .38 Special and blows your face off.
> OMG....
Yeah, that's sort of what happens when you try to mess with a white guy from Durban.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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