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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 25

> Hijack the truck

You attempt your own take at Grand Theft Auto on that poor fool. Look, a dented old bakkie really ain't worth it.

> whatever

The farmer pulls out a .38 Special and blows your face off.

> OMG....

Yeah, that's sort of what happens when you try to mess with a white guy from Durban.

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