Game:Zork/EscapeChrono

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 Swirly Vortex 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?


> Escape from the game's seemingly endless stream of Chrono Trigger references


It's a boss fight, you idiot. You can't run away from a boss fight!

Lavos uses your wasted turn to attack you with a Buzz Lightyear doll.

See? I told you I could still screw you over.


*** You've been pwn'd ***


Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):