Game:Zork/EscapeChrono

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 Swirly Vortex 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?


> Escape from the game's seemingly endless stream of Chrono Trigger references


It's a boss fight, you idiot. You can't run away from a boss fight!

Lavos uses your wasted turn to attack you with a cardboard box.

See? I told you I could still screw you over.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.