Game:Zork/EscapeChrono

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 Swirly Vortex 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?


> Escape from the game's seemingly endless stream of Chrono Trigger references


It's a boss fight, you idiot. You can't run away from a boss fight!

Lavos uses your wasted turn to attack you with a block of butter.

See? I told you I could still screw you over.


*** You've been beaned! ***


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