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 Cave Score: ? Moves: ?

> Enter cave

It's a tight fit, but you can just about wriggle your way into the opening. Something catches your foot and you fall, twisting your elbow.

> oh you son of a

The cave is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> look

There is a black cube on the ground. A large white label, barely discernable to your eye, practically screams at you in bold green marker, "PUSH BUTTON TO WIN GAME".

> what button?

The red button, of course. On top of the cube.