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Zork
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Score: 11
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Moves: 8
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You stupidly decided to just stand there in the cave staring at the cube waiting for something interesting to happen.
You stand there staring at the cube until it turns very, very dark outside and you begin to worry about the inescapable grue that is obviously sneaking up behind you, waiting for you to turn before it eats you.
> cry
You cry at the incredible unfairness of the situation, and at your own stupidity.
Fortunately, some great cosmic being takes pity on you and you are not eaten by a grue.
> YAY!
Unfortunately, you are eaten by the bat that you just woke up in the back of the cave. You should be more quiet next time. Oh wait, that's right, you don't have a next time.
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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