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Score: 11
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Moves: 8
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> use black cube
The black cube wipes out the grues. Life is boring from here on in, but at least you can live without fear...
*** YOU HAVE WON ***
You have a final score of 11 out of a possible 32767. This gets you the rank of Assistant Undersecretary of the Undersecretary of the Assistant Intern of the Presidential Advisor of the Secretary of the Uncyclopedia Adventurers' Guild.
To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first.
As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you.
- *** Dead again (sigh) ***
Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):
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