Game:Zork/blackcube
Cave | Score: 11 | Moves: 8 |
To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first. As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you.
SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? |