Game:Zork/blackcube

Zork

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Cave	Score: 11	Moves: 8
> use black cube The black cube wipes out the grues. Life is boring from here on in, but at least you can live without fear... *** YOU HAVE WON *** You have a final score of 11 out of a possible 32767. This gets you the rank of Assistant Undersecretary of the Undersecretary of the Assistant Intern of the Presidential Advisor of the Secretary of the Uncyclopedia Adventurers' Guild. To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first. As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.