Forum:Wikia logs me out suddenly

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I don't know if this is happening to anyone else, but for the past week or so I'll click on a link, and it will log me out. Then I'll click on the log-in link, and I'll be logged in all of a sudden. Then just recently it started actually logging me out. At first I thought it was just wikia acting up, and it would go away in a day or two. But now it's getting really annoying, and making it hard to do anything. Is this happening to anyone else? And does anyone know how I can fix this? --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:49, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Also, if I was a new user, this would be just the kind of thing that would make me want to leave (don't worry though I'm not trying to say I'm gonna leave if this doesn't get fixed). --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:53, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
I used to have that problem, too - something about Wikia's session cookies clashing with each other, or something, but I'm pretty sure whatever the issue was was fixed, either on their end or my browser's, since I haven't encountered it in a couple of months.
Meantime, everyone was just insisting I should just restart my browser; that'd make it go away... tried that? Or does it always start after about a day? *suspicious look*

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:14, 17 January 2011

It happens once in a while, but generally goes away again after a day or too. It was happening to me a week or so ago but soon stopped and hasn't reoccurred since. I always assumed pixies were probably to blame, but Lyrithya may well be right with clashing session cookies. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:19, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Or I may be entirely making it up and merely utilising my quasi-superior technobabble skills... never know, will we?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:28, 17 January 2011

Well I don't know. I'll see what I can do. *Does computer dance to appease the wikia gods* --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:40, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Do you eat fish at all? If so, that's almost certainly the root of your problem. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:46, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
I've eaten fish before. Not in a long time though. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:58, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Just once is enough. They really ought to put warning labels on the little finned bastards. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:00, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Why? What's so bad about fis... *Head explodes* --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:01, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
You don't know...? Have you ever tried entering into a business partnership with a trout? And trout aren't even the worst - an eel'll have all your money and your good name before you can even say "fiscal irregularities." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:07, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Why in hell did you answer me? I was dead! I got better, but still! --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:16, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
I often talk to the dead, because I'm, like, really spooky and stuff. Woooooo. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:19, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
You need a therapist. --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:38, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
I'm no therapist, but as of right now I declare myself as Uncyclopedia's therapist. How may I help you?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:47, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
You can't help me, I'm already too far alog in my craziness. But yo can help RabbiTechno. He talks to dead people.
P.S.
I've also decided that I'm nonexistent. Infact, I'm less then nonexistent. I never existed. You may remember me existing but you remembered wrong. So he also talks to nonexistent peolpe. Creepy... --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:37, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Whoa... where'd he go? Wasn't someone just here? Who was that... I just... can't remember... ◄► Tephra ◄► 18:08, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
That's what tends to happen when you talk to nonexistent people. --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:22, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Would you prefer it logged you out slowly? Took it's time? Maybe thought about your needs for once? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
I would prefer it if it didn't do it at all. --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:05, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Too bad! You will get logged out and you're going to like it!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:31, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck you. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:51, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
No thank you, your mom already gave me that two days ago. But thanks for asking.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:58, January 18, 2011 (UTC)