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Forum:The Return Of MNM5150
Ok, I was gone for about half a year. It feels kinda good to be back. Good to see the place didn't go to shit while I was gone. I left in the first place because I had...other things goin on. any questions, comments, complaints, inane bitching? -- 22:11, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
- Didn't go to shit? You must be joking. 22:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Also take a look at these: Forum:The Death of Dexter111344?, Forum:The Death of OptyC, Forum:The Death of GlobalTourniquet, Forum:Resignation, Forum:Gouncyclopedia says "Goodbye". 22:44, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
- It's the collapse of society as we know it! --
- That isn't everyone, dude -- 00:24, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- You'll be glad to know that Uncyclopedia is still the worst. Worster, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- Though I wonder how bad ED is compared to Uncyclopedia.
- I don't know. Pretty bad, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- Golly, a mention of ED in the forums. If only there were some sort of userspace template for someone to post in response to this... - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:35, May 21
- Yeah. If only. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:22, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
12:27, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- Though I wonder how bad ED is compared to Uncyclopedia.
- You'll be glad to know that Uncyclopedia is still the worst. Worster, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
23:28, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
- That isn't everyone, dude -- 00:24, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm back.
Just like Shady, I'm back and addicted to sleeping pills. Seriously, I am. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:49, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- Join the club. Minus the drugs. I'm straight edge and don't want that shit in my topic -- 20:53, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- If you think I'm putting away the bong, you're out of your mind. If you were a colour, you'd be "plum crazy". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:35, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, the bong can stay, but toke up in a corner by yourself and entertain us afterward when you are fried as an egg, ok?-- 02:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- You can't bogart a bong, man. It's a social experience. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, then just go in a closet with whoever wants to.-- 02:56, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- So...you'll be alone out here, then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- We're gonna have to move Dexter's porn out of the closet before I'll fit in there. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN14:37, 29 May
- Well, if you would buy me a fucking shed, I wouldn't have to keep my porn in the closet!!! /me storms off to make another low-budget porno with bunnies. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:39, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- We're gonna have to move Dexter's porn out of the closet before I'll fit in there. -OptyC Sucks!
- So...you'll be alone out here, then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, then just go in a closet with whoever wants to.-- 02:56, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- You can't bogart a bong, man. It's a social experience. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, the bong can stay, but toke up in a corner by yourself and entertain us afterward when you are fried as an egg, ok?-- 02:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- If you think I'm putting away the bong, you're out of your mind. If you were a colour, you'd be "plum crazy". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:35, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm back too.
And when I say "I'm back too," I mean I wrote a news article today and I made a few edits, but I'll probably vanish again for another long period of time. --THE 17:33, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Feh. S-984 02:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- ..... *shakes head in dissapointment*..... Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:42, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- ..... *shakes head in dissapointment*..... Woody On Fire!
- Hey THE is back! Friggin Sweet. Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:42, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Do you kids even know THE? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:56, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Obviously. THE's A's cousin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- You obviously mean AAA!, but I don't think they're related. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:01, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- I know THE only by his work, of which I am a fan. Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- I know THE only by his work, of which I am a fan. Woody On Fire!
- THE is THE man. Obviously. Don't confuse him with THEDUDEMAN though. That'd be embarrassing. 11:58, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- You obviously mean AAA!, but I don't think they're related. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:01, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Obviously. THE's A's cousin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Do you kids even know THE? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:56, 3 June 2009 (UTC)