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Forum:Someone said the Admins are cool and sexy. Is this true ?

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Is it true that the Admins here are cool and sexy ? 65.163.112.107 05:47, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Only on Tuesdays. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Yes, in fact most of the admins used to star in soft-core porn. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:40, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Most of the users, too.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
*plays a saxaphone in the corner* - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 21:35, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

What's with these IP addresses killing us with kindness? They're spamming stuff about us being "cool and sexy." I don't get it. You should be calling us terrible names! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:38, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

How about you guys go on a sex orgy and sell the DVDs? 65.163.112.107 01:26, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Nah. Last time we did that, Modus got his foot stuck in Braydie's mouth, and ruined everything. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
That was bloody painful. —Braydie 02:16, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
The movie is awful, but the blooper real is both hilarious and disturbing. The other foot, if memory serves, got stuck in someone's rectum.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
What ruined it is when the cops arrested Tom after they saw Squiggle. Either that or when I burst into the room drunk at the climax of the film in a Napoleon costume and turn the entire thing into a Vegas commercial. --~ Tophatsig.png 03:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Uncyc Admins, or "Cyclopaedian warriors". The cyan halo is Intarweb radiation.

The Admins are a diverse lot (see illustration). Different people may find different Admins cool and sexy. ----OEJ 16:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Are any of them sheep? I LIKE sheep. A lot.--Schizo Master 20:03, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, you can't shag the sheep. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:50, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

All are cool, and most users are too. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!

*ahem* --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 14 March 2007 (UTC) This made sense before. Now, not so much. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 14 March 2007 (UTC)