Forum:My final whinings just for size
Boo hoo
So, I decided to type in my finally final goodbyes to all of you. I gotta confess a couple of things:
- I got too hooked on Uncyclopedia and had to find a reason for splitting
- I didn't enjoy arguing against any of you, it's just a waste of fucking time. But when I got into it, I went on nevertheless.
A couple of other things
- Mn-z - keep up with the pregnancy portal. The world would be a far poorer place without pregnancy-related humour. Just let me know where the joke is, some time.
- Again, thanks all who co-wrote stuff with me with such enthusiasm. Sycamore in particular. Thanks to you, Study of the nature of male sexual orientation is twice the piece it would be if I had written it alone.
A competition!
- Any of you smarty-farties who claim to understand things: would you mind telling me the actual subject of Classical Satire? Don't give me the title, it's obvious that it's not the subject. I'll give you an out, too: if you cannot find the subject, name the purpose of the article. A correct answer (from any but those I have told) earns my eternal respect (or what passes for respect with me), and a length of cock (the same thing). Romartus: you already tried. This competition is not open to you.
Replies here please
It's "answers". -- Style 
Guide 13:42, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Bitch here if you feel like it - I might reply if I'm in the mood, if you know what I mean.
-- Style Guide 12:53, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
I think you are doing a Frank Sinatra with us here Multiliteralist, with a series of last ever postings rather than last ever concerts. I can't see why you have to leave here at all. Perhaps illogicopedia is more your style but I think your input here will be missed. So why not become a joint citizen of both comedy sites? --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
- That's not bitching! Seriously, gotta do other stuff. Thanks for the sentiment though. -- Style
Guide 18:35, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
With so much drama in the U-N-C, it's sorta hard being Snoop D-O-double-G. But I, somehow, some way, keep comin up with funky ass shit like - every single day. May I kick a little something for the Gs? And make a few ends as I breeze through two in the morning, and the party's still jumping? Cause my momma ain't home; I got bitches in the living room getting it on; and, they ain't leaving 'til six in the morning. So what you wanna do? Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do, too. 
pillow talk 19:48, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
With respect to the pregnancy humor
Hyperbole finds it funny, apparently. --Mn-z 21:05, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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UN:N • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:15, Jan 4 2010
You're an ugly prat
Just thought I should add something bitchy. Pup
Holy shit.
I did it all wrong. This is how I should have left Uncyclopedia forever. -- 
07:48, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- This, or any other way. Besides, you're the one that mentions "forever". Who do you think I am, someone to leave Uncyclopedia forever? I already mentioned in one of the Threesome forums I would probably stop by and leave snide comments to forum every now and then. I don't call this "leaving forever". For that matter, I might already be back for all you know. The word "final" in the title of the forum is just decoration, same as the rest of the title. I had to write something there, didn't I? -- Style Guide 16:32, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
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This Forum Topic is part of a slightly? excessive sexy Threesome.