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My best friend was trying to set me up with this douche. Haha. I'm bonjour minou xo, btw.

him (9:46:13 PM): today me and my friend were in finishline

him (9:46:15 PM): like

him (9:46:17 PM): the shoe store

bonjour minou xo (9:46:20 PM): mhm i know

him (9:46:29 PM): and we followed this kid in there that was with his friend

him(9:46:36 PM): and my buddy went over to himm

him(9:46:38 PM): and was like

him (9:46:43 PM): what do you think of this shoe

him (9:46:48 PM): and the kid was like

him (9:46:49 PM): uhhh

him (9:46:49 PM): idk

him (9:46:55 PM): and he had a faggy lisp

him (9:46:59 PM): and my buddy was like

him (9:47:04 PM): im pretty sure youre into men

him (9:47:13 PM): and the kid was like

him(9:47:15 PM): NUH UH

him (9:47:20 PM): and my friend was like

him (9:47:27 PM): yeah, youre definatly gay

bonjour minou xo (9:47:45 PM): how can you have a lisp on the words, "i don't know"? and that was pretty rude, tbph

him(9:48:02 PM): and as he was leaving

him(9:48:10 PM): my friend was like

him(9:48:18 PM): its ok to like dicks, i do too

him (9:48:21 PM): also

him (9:48:26 PM): it wasnt like a lisp

him(9:48:28 PM): but it was like

him(9:48:41 PM): this real feminine voice thing

him (9:49:06 PM): and then as he proceded to talk

him (9:49:10 PM): i noticed a lisp

bonjour minou xo (9:49:14 PM): ok, like with all due respect, from this one incident, your friend sounds like kind of a dick. i'm not trying to be mean or anything, he just does.

him(9:49:25 PM): he is a dick

him (9:49:33 PM): he will openly admit to it

him(9:49:36 PM): and doesnt care

him (9:49:46 PM): which i think is a good philosophy

bonjour minou xo (9:49:49 PM): that's the worst kind of dick

bonjour minou xo (9:49:51 PM): to me

him(9:49:54 PM): im an asshole as well

him(9:50:22 PM): i dont see anything wrong with messing with people though

him(9:50:47 PM): we didnt single him out

bonjour minou xo (9:50:51 PM): yeah well, i can be a bitch at times, but i'm a pretty good person, and i think that if some girl came up to me and harassed me in the mall saying i was a lesbian, i'd be pretty pissed off

him(9:50:55 PM): we were just both in the same store

bonjour minou xo (9:51:04 PM): ...what?

him(9:51:09 PM): we didnt like

him (9:51:14 PM): follow him around harassing him

bonjour minou xo (9:51:21 PM): well yeah

bonjour minou xo (9:51:22 PM): but still

him (9:51:23 PM): we just happened to be in the same store

him (9:51:28 PM): and we thought he was a flamer

him(9:51:35 PM): so we said something about it

bonjour minou xo (9:52:18 PM): i have happened to be in the same store as a mom who was not attending to her screaming baby, and it occurred to me that she obviously didn't give a shit about the people around her being possibly annoyed by her poop factory, but i didn't say anything about it because that would have been stupid and impolite

him (9:52:58 PM): no,

him(9:53:00 PM): impolite

him (9:53:09 PM): is taking youre child into a public place

him(9:53:15 PM): and neglecting to take care of it

him (9:53:22 PM): it shouldnt be the publics burden

him (9:53:31 PM): to listen to youre screaming child

bonjour minou xo (9:53:40 PM): ok, well, regardless, even if the kid was gay, what would you have gained by saying that? i mean, really.

him(9:53:54 PM): uhhh

him(9:53:56 PM): well

him(9:54:03 PM): it passed time

him (9:54:07 PM): it made me laugh

him (9:54:18 PM): i like laughing

him (9:54:26 PM): um

him(9:54:45 PM): it may have finally made the kid come out of the closet or realize he's gay



I'm sorry if you don't give a shit about this, but I'm in an extremely foul mood because of this kid, so I came to the people who always cheer me up. Gay4.gifGay5.gifHeck no techno|talkGay5.gifGay4.gif 02:08, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Race relations in the US have begun to backslide since the Civil Rights movement, there's an ongoing genocide in Darfur, and my hockey team lost last night. ...Oh wait, you wanted cheer? Wups... Uhh... Everything is great? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:52, Aug 13
Kids are dumb. I'd say that they were smarter when I was a kid, but they weren't. Children can be so childish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Nuh-uh, dumb and not smarter and childish are what you are! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:28, Aug 13
I never said that I wasn't less dumber. All I said was that they was more. Duh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:31, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah well I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you so nyaah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:23, Aug 13
When you're right, you're right. I am glue. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:55, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Look at the dickery

File:PenisBaron.jpg  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:25 Aug 13, 2008

Oh goddamnit. You're going to get me banned again.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   06:26, Wednesday 13 August 2008