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Forum:I've got a jar of dirt
Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya swarmy gits?
Look what I got.
I've got a jar of dirt.
I've got a jar of dirt.
I've got a jar of dirt.
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?!
I've got a jar of di-irt
I've got a jar of di-irt
I've got a jar of di-irt
i gotta jar of dirt
And
Guess
What's
Inside
It?
 That's A Mighty Fine Jar Of Dirt You've Got There. |
 jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt |
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 i got a jar of dirt i got a jar of dirt |
- (Sink log) 04:32 Davy Jones (Talk | contribs) sank Captain Jack Sparrow (Talk) (enough)
Also, this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:31 May 12, 2008
*cough*
Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya swarmy gits?
Look what I got.
I've got a folio of legal crap.
I've got a folio of legal crap.
I've got a folio of legal crap.
AND GUESS WHO’S GONNA GET SUED WITH IT?!
I've got a folio of legal crap.
I've got a folio of legal crap.
I've got a folio of legal crap
i gotta folio of legal crap
Guess
Who's
Gonna
Get
Sued
That's A Mighty Fine Case You've Got There. |
 folio of legal crap i've got a folio of legal crap i've got a folio of legal crap |
| AND GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET SUED? | |
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 i got a folio of legal crap i got a folio of legal crap |
Inference: Don't steal from Disney --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
12:42, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
