Forum:Fill in the blanks
You may have seen something like this on my userpage, however, it rarely makes any sense. However, I'd like to see how much evil you lot can work with it :)
Sammy was _____ there by herself, when suddenly she _____ a _____. Expecting this to be her uncle _____, she jumped up, and rushed to the _____.
She was right! It was _____. 'Hooray', she thought to herself. 'This will mean he will _____ me and buy me lots of _____'. Suddenly, her _____ started to vibrate.
"Y'hello?", she answered, _____. "Oh right. That's a _____. You see, my uncle is _____ at the moment, so I can't really go and _____ at the moment. Maybe later. Bye!"
After putting the phone down, she decided she was _____ of her uncle, and so went to _____ with the dog. The dog was very _____ about this, and gave her a _____.
What fun she had that day. -officer designate 
Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:33, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
I'll give it a shot:
Sammy was alone there by herself, when suddenly she saw a man. Expecting this to be her uncle Jake, she jumped up, and rushed to the door.
She was right! It was Jake. 'Hooray', she thought to herself. 'This will mean he will greet me and buy me lots of candy'. Suddenly, her vocal chords started to vibrate.
"Y'hello?", she answered, normally. "Oh right. That's a shame. You see, my uncle is out at the moment, so I can't really go and play hockey at the moment. Maybe later. Bye!"
After putting the phone down, she decided she was tired of her uncle, and so went to sit with the dog. The dog was very happy about this, and gave her a cute stare.
How'd I do? --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:42, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Sammy was defenestrate there by herself, when suddenly she blessed a zygote. Expecting this to be her uncle Freddy Krueger, she jumped up, and rushed to the zygote.
She was right! It was Freddy Krueger. 'Hooray', she thought to herself. 'This will mean he will defenestrate me and buy me lots of zygote'. Suddenly, her face started to vibrate.
"Y'hello?", she answered, audaciously. "Oh right. That's a [expletive deleted]. You see, my uncle is defenestrate at the moment, so I can't really go and defenestrate at the moment. Maybe later. Bye!"
After putting the phone down, she decided she was blessed of her uncle, and so went to defenestrate with the dog. The dog was very zany about this, and gave her a zygote.
What fun she had that day. -- 22:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Sammy was blank there by herself, when suddenly she blank a blank. Expecting this to be her uncle blank, she jumped up, and rushed to the... I'm not very good at these things... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Zombiebaron's Scince Fiction Semi-Erotic, thanks to Lugiatm, short story
"Sammy was making a rocketship in the style of Star Wars there by herself, when suddenly she flipped a switch that started the rocket ship up, sending her into space. Expecting this to be her uncle's domain, she jumped up, and rushed to the space ship's controls.
She was right! It was the domain of her uncle. 'Hooray', she thought to herself. 'This will mean he will help me test out my lasers by sending drones at me and buy me lots of candy'. Suddenly, her foot started to vibrate.
"Y'hello?", she answered, speeking into her foot and recognizing that this was a sign that her uncle was watching her through his hyper-telescopre, and that her dog was contacting her through mind sigles. "Oh right. That's a space ship. You see, my uncle is overlord at the moment, so I can't really go and enter his soveraign domain at the moment. Maybe later. Bye!"
After putting the foot down, she decided she was a spawn of her uncle, and so went to dogfight with the scurvy dog. The dog was very shivery and timbery about this, and gave her a clean fight.
What fun she had that day!" --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:17, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Dancing
Sammy was alone there by herself, when suddenly she heard a noise. Expecting this to be her uncle , dancing, she jumped up, and rushed to the wardrobe. She was right! It was him. 'Hooray', she thought to herself. 'This will mean he will show moves and buy me lots of records'. Suddenly, her uncle started to vibrate. "Y'hello?", she answered, nervously. "Oh right. That's a samba. You see, my uncle is dancing at the moment, so I can't really go and pray at the moment. Maybe later. Bye!" After putting the phone down, she decided she was tired of her uncle, and so went to dance with the dog. The dog was very pleased about this, and gave her a spin. What fun she had that day. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 05:24, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Unlibs!
Alright, what I need from youse guys is:
- A verb ending in -ing
- A relative (such as grandmother)
- A noun
- Another verb ending in -ing
- A verb, past tense
- An adjective
- An exclamation
- A verb ending in -in'
- A drink
- A noun, plural
- An adjective
- A verb
- A noun
- An adjective
- A noun
- A verb
- A reflexive third-person pronoun --
04:40, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- How are these: 1. Climbing; 2. Aunt; 3. Potato; 4. Waiting; 5. Drained; 6. Bright; 7. Ahoy!; 8. dancin'; 9. Long Island Iced Tea; 10. tables; 11. Blue; 12. Float; 13. Stick; 14. Sparkly; 15. Tent; 16. Dig; 17. Herself. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:58, 7 Feb 2007
Here it is
One day while I was climbing with my Aunt, I heard an interesting news story. It seems that a potato dealer was waiting lots of his customers. One customer drained him dead. It was a bright story. Then my Aunt said, “Oh Ahoy! That guy is MY dealer!” She started to itchin' and dancin' and got all jittery. I gave her some Long Island Iced Tea and two tables. I tried to tell her it was going to be blue, but she said “No it ain't! Now I'm gonna have to float my stick from a more sparkly dealer!” Then she got a tent and dug herself. -- 05:16, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
An Alternative
I was, as usual, climbing up my aunt in search of a potato when she discreetly directed my attention to the bright young man who was waiting in the hallway. He was watching us both with a somewhat nervous and drained expression. In an effort to make him more comfortable I shouted down a cheery Ahoy! and my aunt began dancing. This, however, only appeared to make him more nervous. So I climbed down and we offered him some Long Island Iced Tea on one of our more normal tables.
It transpired that our visitor was a travelling salesman who had a suitcase of unusual plastic objects, many of which were electric and some of them coloured blue. "What on earth is this?" asked my aunt as she held up a massive erect object that the man hastily claimed would last for three weeks on its own batteries. "Does it float? It appears to be a large pink stick of some sort." "And these love eggs sure are sparkly!" I chipped in, so as not to appear ignorant myself.
We were nearly tempted by an inflatable tent before the young man said that it wasn't a tent at all, and, although I'd have fun trying to get inside it, I'd hardly fit in it at all! I looked at my aunt and noticed she was blushing, so I went to dig in the garden. She told me later that she'd bought everything and would spend the next month testing it all herself, so would be too busy to feed me pototoes. This is why I was forced to look for a job as an accountant, and so I have come to the job interview today with much enthusiasm. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 05:40, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
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At least there are no ____ here on Uncyclopedia User:KWild/sig 07:07, 7 February 2007 (UTC)