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Alright, so seeing as those of us that have voted are more-or-less in agreement about doing the draft over the forum, here it is. Typically, in a FF draft, the order is determined randomly. We will be drafting in alphabetical order by username, as that's both fair and random enough, with the draft order being:

1. BadShroom
2. Bradphraser
3. CheddarBBQ
4. Gerrycheevers
5. Guildensternenstein
6. LongLiverh3
7. Staircase
8. Woody

in the odd-numbered rounds, and:

1. Woody
2. Staircase
3. LongLiverh3
4. Guildensternenstein
5. Gerrycheevers
6. CheddarBBQ
7. Bradphraser
8. BadShroom

in the even-number rounds.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:44, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I think in the last 4 or 5 fantasty drafts I've done, I've gone last. Typical. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I like going at the end, because I'm one of those guys who likes to take the best available QB. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:23, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

And now I know your strategy..... yes.... gooooooood. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

All I know is that Bad Shroom better get over here and make his first pick at some point. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

You boys better be ready for the long haul. It could be a while. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:50, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

HEY WAIT A SECOND! MY USERNAME, SIRS, IS ACTUALLY THE WOODBURNINATOR, AND NOT JUST WOODY. I DEMAND THE ORDER BE CHANGED ACCORDINGLY. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:52, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I'm ready. And articles like "the" don't count. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:03, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

And, now that I think about it, even if I did go by the "the," it wouldn't change the order. Though you probably knew that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:05, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

The Draft

Put your pick and sig next to each pick when it's your turn. You cannot "jump the gun" or anything, and you certainly cannot draft a player that's already been picked (so keep track of that!). The luxury of doing things this way is that we don't have to coordinate a time on Yahoo, though this will take a lot longer. Luckily, football season doesn't start till September. Draft away. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:44, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 1

1. RAHB: Adrian Peterson (Min - RB) -RAHB 00:32, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser: Michael Turner (Atl - RB)--<<>> 00:50, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ: Brian Westbrook (Phi - RB) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:52,25July,2009
4. Gerrycheevers: Frank Gore (SF - RB) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:33, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein: Drew Brees (NO - QB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3: Peyton Manning (Ind - QB) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:09, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase: Tom Brady (NE - QB) Staircase CUN^t 17:58, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody: Matt Forte (Chi - RB) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:04, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 2

1. Woody: Steven Jackson (StL - RB) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:04, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase: Maurice Jones-Drew (Jax - RB) Staircase CUN^t 01:11, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3: Marion Barber (Dal - RB) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:07, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein: DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:56, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: Steve Slaton (Hou - RB) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:19, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ: LaDainian Tomlinson (SD - RB) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:28,26July,2009
7. Bradphraser:Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)--<<>> 18:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Kurt Warner (Ari - QB) -RAHB 20:29, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 3

1. RAHB: Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) -RAHB 20:29, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser: Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB) --<<>> 20:32, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ: Donovan McNabb (Phi - QB) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:36,26July,2009
4. Gerrycheevers:Philip Rivers (SD - QB) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:06, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein:Randy Moss (NE - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:15, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3: Reggie Wayne (IND - WR) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:46, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase: Roddy White (ATL - WR) Staircase CUN^t 05:16, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody: Calvin Johnson (DET - WR) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:48, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 4

1. Woody: Steve Smith (CAR - WR) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:48, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase: Greg Jennings (GB - WR) Staircase CUN^t 15:53, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3: Marshawn Lynch (BUF - RB) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 22:54, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein: Anquan Boldin (Ari - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:15, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: Wes Welker (NE - WR) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:21, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ: T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Sea - WR) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:02,28July,2009
7. Bradphraser: Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)--<<>> 16:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Terrell Owens (Buf - WR) -RAHB 01:06, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 5

1. RAHB: Clinton Portis (Was - RB) -RAHB 01:06, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser: Tony Romo (Dal - QB) --<<>> 01:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ: Antonio Bryant (TB - WR) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:30,29July,2009
4. Gerrycheevers: Marques Colston (NO - WR) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:50, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein: Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:16, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3: Anthony Gonzalez (IND - WR) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:27, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase: Ronnie Brown (MIA - RB) Staircase CUN^t 16:35, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody: Santana Moss (WAS - WR) - Because the risk/reward with Brandon Marshall is too crazy. Also, Aaron Rodgers needs to wait a little longer. He's used to it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:51, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Round 6

1. Woody: Starting Quarterback of the Green Bay Packers (QB - GB) - I assume this pick nets me Brett Farve. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:53, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase: Antonio Gates (SD - TE) Staircase CUN^t 05:04, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3: L.J. Smith (BAL - TE) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 13:50, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein: Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:35, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: Braylon Edwards (Cle - WR) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:46, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ: Dallas Clark (Ind - TE) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:43,30July,2009
7. Bradphraser: Jason Witten (Dal - TE) --<<>> 16:17, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Mr. Penis needs a WR3, so: Brandon Marshal (Den - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:38, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 7

1. RAHB: Mr. Penis needs a TE, so: Owen Daniels (Hou - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser:Roy Williams (Dal - WR)--<<>> 14:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ: David Akers (Phi - K) 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:54,3August,2009
4. Gerrycheevers: Chris Cooley (Was - TE) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:09, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein: Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:38, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3: Kevin Curtis (PHI - WR) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 22:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase: Santonio Holmes (Pit - WR) Staircase CUN^t 23:03, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody: Ryan Grant (GB - RB) Or, in simpler terms, FU GERRY! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:17, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 8

1. Woody: Lee Evans (Buf- WR) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:18, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase: It's been 24 hours, therefore: Pierre Thomas (NO - RB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3: BAL Defense ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:17, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein: Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:40, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: MIN Defense SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:02, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ: PHI Defense 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:21,5August,2009
7. Bradphraser:Steven Gostkowski (NE - K)--<<>> 03:33, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Kris Brown (Hou - K) -RAHB 21:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 9

1. RAHB: NYG Defense -RAHB 21:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser:PIT Defense--<<>> 23:11, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ: FUCK! Uh, Eddie Royal (Den - WR)? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:23,6August,2009
4. Gerrycheevers: Jason Elam (Atl - K) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:29, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein: Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) bet none of you were expecting that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:44, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3:Kevin Smith (Det - RB) is rated the highest, sayz the Gilded one.--<<>> 20:38, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase:Rob Bironas (Ten - K) Staircase CUN^t 23:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody:Greg Olsen (Chi -TE) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:54, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 10

1. Woody:Carson Palmer (QB - Cin) High Risk, High Reward Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:57, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase:SD Defense Staircase CUN^t 16:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3:Joe Flacco (BAL - QB) ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:47, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein:CHI Defense —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:33, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: Darren McFadden (RB - OAK) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:18, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ:Cheddar asked me to do the remainder of his picks, therefore: Thomas Jones (NYJ - RB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:06, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Bradphraser:Hines Ward (WR-Pit)--<<>> 23:12, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Chad Pennington (Mia - QB) -RAHB 01:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 11

1. RAHB: Reggie Bush (NO - RB) -RAHB 01:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser:Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)--<<>> 01:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

   Holy Crap, Schaub was still on the board?! Son of a Bitch! *Looks up* Stupid Carson Palmer... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:19, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

   Too bad Schaub sucks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

3. CheddarBBQ: autopick: Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers: Matt Cassel (KC - QB) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:14, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein: Fuck having a backup kicker: Kevin Walter (Hou - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:03, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3: Well over 24 hours, therefore: Donnie Avery (StL - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:47, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase: Well over 24 hours, therefore: Bernard Berrian (Min - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:50, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody: Tennessee Titans D (Ten - Def) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:06, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 12

1. Woody: Derrick Ward (TB - RB) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:11, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase: Autopick: Kellen Winslow (TB - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:11, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3: Took too long: Zach Miller (Oak - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:17, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein: John Carlson (Sea - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:17, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers: C'mon, Cheevers: Jericho Cotchery (NYJ - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:18, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ: autopick (should like this one): Desean Jackson (Phi - WR) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:18, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Bradphraser:Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)--<<>> 02:50, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB:Dallas (Dal-D)--<<>> 13:17, 16 August 2009 (UTC) (Yes, I know, backup defenses suck, blah blah blah. Look, this is who I'd pick here, so it's who you're getting. Pick yourself if you don't like it.)

Round 13

1. RAHB:Ryan Longwell (K-Min)--<<>> 13:22, 16 August 2009 (UTC) (Ok. So you've already got a pretty awesome backup running back, so I'll get you the next highest-rated player. And yes, he's a kicker. See above note about the backup defense.)
2. Bradphraser:Mason Crosby (K-GB)--<<>> 13:22, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ:John Kasay (K-CAR)--<<>> 13:43, 16 August 2009 (UTC)(Same note as on Longwell pick)
4. Gerrycheevers:autopick: Jeremy Shockey (NO - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:51, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein:Larry Johnson (KC - RB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:51, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3:Miami Def. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:27, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase:Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:27, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody:Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:37, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 14

1. Woody:With the first pick of the 2004 NFL Draft, the San Diego Chargers select: Elisha Nelson Manning (QB - Ole Miss) Also, (QB - NYG) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Staircase:NYJ Defense —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiverh3:Nick Folk (Dal - K) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Guildensternenstein:NE Defense —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:20, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Gerrycheevers:Carolina Defene —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
6. CheddarBBQ:Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:26, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Bradphraser:OAK Defense--<<>> 00:21, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
8. RAHB: Lance Moore (NO - WR) -RAHB 07:48, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Round 15

1. RAHB: Martellus Bennett (DAL - TE) -RAHB 07:48, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
2. Bradphraser:Bo Schaife (Ten-TE)--<<>> 11:29, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
3. CheddarBBQ:TB Defense —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers:Nate Kaeding (SD - K) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein:Rian Lindell (Buf - K) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
6. LongLiverh3:Garrett Hartley (NO - K) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
7. Staircase:Josh Brown (StL - K) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:45, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
8. Woody:Neil Rackers {ARI - K) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:09, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Additional Comments Below This Header

• what's this place? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:50 July 23 '09

Can you still sign in for next season? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 15:57, 23 July 2009

Well, next season's quite a ways away, but if this goes well I'll probably do it next year, too, and if that's the case then you're more than welcome to join. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:01, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Humm... alright. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 16:04, 23 July 2009

If any of the current FFers opt out, you'll be taking their space, if that's any further consolation. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:13, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Guys, I can't sign in. Every time I try to do anything there, I get a 404 error. I quit, Sorry.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Aw, that happened to me before. It went away the next day though. So do you want to wait a day and see, or are you just gonna drop out now? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:23,23July,2009

Where is "there"? Staircase CUN^t 17:27, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I think he means anything with his account/profile. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:25,23July,2009

Is it too late to draft Jerry Rice?--<<>> 19:02, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course not. Here in 1995, everyone is welcome to draft Jerry Rice. You should even do it, all of you. At the same time. And then fight to the death to see who gets to keep him. Yes.... goooood. Everyone. Except Me. Draft Jerry Rice. Together. Go.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:28, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

If BadShroom quits, does Flutter take his place? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 19:21,23July,2009

It would seem to make sense, though I'm not sure where that would put our fantasy draft...--<<>> 19:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Given that Flutter just ate a month-long ban.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

A month? Ouch. Do we have a replacement? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:13,23July,2009

Guildy to the Rescue

Alright, sorry for being absent the last few hours. Anyway, Flutter can take Shroom's place. As far as the draft is concerned, he will simply draft wherever Shroom was supposed to, because I'm far too lazy to redo the order, which means Flutter now has the first pick. Draft away. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, the lot of you go to Yahoo! and make your teams, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Flutter was banned for a month, so he can't take the place. And how do you make the teams on Yahoo!? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:32,23July,2009

Guildy Realizes the Obvious

OOOOOhhhh. I didn't realize he just got banned. In that case, I think we'll just have to wait for Shroom to sort his problem out. Making a team is very simple. From the main Yahoo! page, there should be a link to Fantasy sports. From there, select Fantasy Football, select "join an existing league" (or something similar), and then use the league ID and password to join the league. Making a team is self-explanitory from there. After that, you're set. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

What's the league ID and password? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:54,23July,2009

Cheddar, check your talkpage. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

In any event, even if Shroom can't sign into Yahoo! for whatever reason, he could draft a team anyway, and I can use the magic known as "my second email" to make a dummy team whose purpose would basically just be being an eighth team so we'll have an even number. So, in summation, we can still draft. This brings me to my next point: Fucking make your pick, Shroom! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

My "fucking" choice is to quit. Maybe Dexter1134 or RAHB will be my replacement, I really don't know.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Does that mean I'm on the clock now?--<<>> 22:12, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

You got it, big-shot. Also, check this weird "SHBUUUQUIL" guy's forum on BHOP.--Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm actually kinda waiting for more "official" word from the German.--<<>> 23:18, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

How do I choose an image for my team? I hit choose your own image, change image, add picture, and then choose a picture, and then I hit crop, and then nothing happens. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 22:26,23July,2009

Hmm... I just used my Yahoo! profile pic.--<<>> 23:17, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, so Shroom quits. No hard feelings, Shroom. Anyway, apparently Dex. and Mr. Penis are interested, so I'll ask one of them. They will then take over Shroom's position (again, because I'm lazy), and we should be in business after that. I hope. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:24, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry for all this, so how about an internet in-joke of Pokemon as a gift?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Ah, it's fine, don't worry about it. And thank you for the Pokemon. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, I messaged both those people, and will hopefully get a response soon, and then we'll be good. Also, no one but myself and Brad. have made teams yet, so all of you, get on that, preferably sooner rather than later. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:36, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait, you should put POTR on the team! He loves this kind of stuff! Screw Mr.Penis.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Can I cross out Shroom's name? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I made one too. It just took a while cause I was having trouble with pics. I'm still not sure if I got it right. And it won't let me upload a Yahoo! profile pic. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:21,24July,2009

Just leave Shroom's name, it doesn't really matter. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:42, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Guys, Mr. Penis is in! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:36, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Can we just get this started now? RAHB, go! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 13:36,24July,2009

RAHB, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but it's your turn to pick a player. We're all waiting on you.--<<>> 20:38, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

RAHB, please start! Steps, create a team! Can we change the order by any chance so that we can begin? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:39,24July,2009

Also, LL needs to make a team. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 22:53,24July,2009

Brad, you're up! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:50,25July,2009

Heh, seems I was picking as you were calling me out.--<<>> 00:57, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

We Need A Logo

As the official(ish) Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League, we need to have a logo, like for the UFFL. Otherwise we're just a bunch of guys screwing around (which we may be, but I'm hoping this becomes a yearly thing or something). Anyone know how to 'shop? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:08,25July,2009

Anybody? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 20:39,26July,2009

Well, we are just a few guys screwing around. However, we could probably just use the main page potato until someone can manage to shop a football shaped potato or something. I'll give it a try sometime next week I suppose (no promises though). -RAHB 21:03, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

I wonder if Sonje likes football... 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:30,26July,2009

SHAZAM! (I stole this from the logo reskin archive. Dated? yes. Do I care? Not so yes.) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I remember helping make that reskin... That takes me back. /me fades away--<<>> 14:15, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, so I see that the UFFL is in its 40th year. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:46, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Hardly. That "XL" merely stands for the fact that we're X-TRA LARGE! -RAHB 00:26, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

For those who suck at picking players...

Here is help.--<<>> 00:57, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Cheddar Organizes The Shit

Okay, to make people aware, put the name of your team next to your name.

1. RAHB: The Dudes
2. Bradaphraser: Oklahoma City Storm
3. CheddarBBQ: Cheddar's Doritians
4. Gerrycheevers: John Curry All-Stars
5. Guildensternenstein: Sternensteinenstine
6. LongLiverh3: The Winnerz
7. Staircase: Domestic Team Name
8. The Woodburninator: DiBiase's Millions

Quick reminder, Liver and Stairs still have to make teams on Yahoo!. Just a reminder. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:10, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I already left messages on both of their talk pages. Neither of them have responded. And you took Brees from me! AHHH! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:36,25July,2009

I... Really... Don't Know... HOW... ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:50, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Guildy left you a step-by-step explanation on your talk page. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:56,27July,2009

Quick reminder of what you want

• 1 Quarterback
• 2 Runningbacks
• 3 Wide Receivers
• 1 Tight End
• 1 Kickers
• 1 Team Defense/Special Teams Unit
• 6 Bench

'Cause I'm too lazy to check the other page.--<<>> 01:14, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Cheddar Organizes The Shit (again)

Player	QB	RB1	RB2	WR1	WR2	WR3	TE	K	TD/ST	B1	B2	B3	B4	B5	B6
RAHB
Bradaphraser
CheddarBBQ
Gerrycheevers
Guildensternenstein
LongLiverh3
Staircase
The Woodburninator

Please mark the table after claiming your pick in the draft, to avoid any controversy of somebody choosing too many of something or whatever. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 04:13,25July,2009

Dude, Cheddar, this is fantastic, thank you! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:09, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I concur; there are things in the world that suck more than this: namely, everything.--<<>> 11:43, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, glad to see my work appreciated. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:34,25July,2009

To be fair, you're the one getting your ass kicked. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:11, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait, what? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:45,25July,2009

Oh, that reminds me. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 12:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Proposal

After making a pick, whomever just made that pick should leave a brief message on the talkpage of the guy who's picking next, so they know to get over here in a timely manner. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Sounds prudent.--<<>> 14:00, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I went to sleep many an hour ago, with only two people in between me and my first pick. I wake up, and nothing has changed. God, we're like Ents or something. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:04, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't be so hasty as to say THAT...--<<>> 17:12, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

You're right. I wouldn't want to be disrespectful to the Ents. I know what they can do. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:16, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

By the by, I'll be gone for a couple of hours soon. So, sorry if my two picks take a few. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:18, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, we got till September, so.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:50, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

At this rate, we've got a really good chance of being done by the first round by then...--<<>> 20:54, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, at three days per round for 15 rounds, that actually puts us at 45 days, so only 8 days (or 2 rounds and change) behind schedule. Maybe if that happens, he'll just pick kickers for all of our bench players. :)--<<>> 01:41, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, we're well into Round 2 as of now, so hopefully we're done with it and into R3 by Monday. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:13, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, round 2 took only 19 hours. That's noticably faster than round 1.--<<>> 21:22, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

K, just got back from work, selected Mr. Moss of New England. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:19, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

News

Micheal Vick was just reinstated into the NFL after being released from prison. Grab him while he's available! Who wants him? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:51,27July,2009

No. I like dogs. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 12:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Michael Vick fucking sucks. And, even if he did get picked up by a team, and they did start him at QB, and he did do well, he still wouldn't be a viable FF player, because his numbers would be far from good enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the Raiders might get Vick. More proof of suckage. Also, he would only be fully reinstated by Week 6, so yeah. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:00, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

On a related note: I call Brett Favre.--<<>> 23:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Excellent. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Aw, Farve is staying retired? I like Brett Farve. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:57,28July,2009

Bigger News

I will not be able to be on much at all this weekend (stupid girlfriends being in stupid Cincinatti), so don't hate me if it takes me a while to make my picks. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:33, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, school starts for me in mid-August, and, being a teacher, I will have almost no time to work on this (being available for only 1 hour a day, at most). Just thought I'd let you know. I will try to move this along as quickly as I can, all things considered.--<<>> 01:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Stop lying. Teachers don't have senses of humor. (This, of course, implies that you are funny, which I think you are. You're welcome.) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:37, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Awww... comere, you! /me rushes in for a.. hug? Best to escape now and find out later.--<<>> 01:51, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I've gotta run for a bit...

It appears I've been waiting in vain. Hey guys, when my next pick comes up (Round 7), if you could give me either Roy Williams (WR-Dal), Chad Ochocinco (WR-Cin), or Vincent Jackson (WR-SD), I'd be much obliged. I've ordered the players in the order of who I want most first. I actually put off going to work waiting to make my pick (I figured, "Aw hell, he'll make it as soon as I leave, and they'll all have to wait on me"). I can't wait any longer. I should be back by this afternoon, but I didn't want you guys to have to wait. Ta.--<<>> 14:28, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I doubt that RAHB's going to have picked by the time you get back. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:56,31July,2009

Aw... you're right. Maybe we need to institute a clock of 1 day. If you don't pick by midnight of the day after the pick before you, the draft continues with the next person up and you can pick whenever you get back from the players left available. What do you guys say? It shouldn't apply to RAHB because he doesn't know about it yet, but everyone else after him should probably follow this rule (we should at least check this once per day, methinks.--<<>> 17:14, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I like it. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:24,31July,2009

yeah, we need to get this moving. i am for this idea. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:34, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Again, I say this should not apply to RAHB for this pick because he doesn't know about it, but for his pick, it would be a midnight Tonight deadline (since I picked Yesterday). This should go into effect after he makes his next pick.--<<>> 17:36, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

It should be in effect now. I doubt he'll be back here anytime soon. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:24,31July,2009

Absence etc.

Alright, so, If RAHB isn't back by the end of the weekend (my Monday morning), we'll do a sort of autopick thing. From then on, you'll have 24 hours to make your pick, otherwise you get the highest ranked player according to Yahoo, regardless of position. If this displeases anyone, trades etc. can be worked out, I'm sure. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Monday morning? That's a long time. Still over 48 hours. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:48,1August,2009

That's perfectly true, but I don't want to risk denying RAHB anything just yet until we're all absolutely positive he's "gone". —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, so RAHB hasn't picked yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I think it's safe to say he's at least temporarily "gone" 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:02,2August,2009

He still has 'til Monday morning, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:00, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Alright, if he hasn't picked by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, I'm picking for him, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:17, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

We can wait no longer. I am picking for RAHB. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:34, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Dammit. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:56,3August,2009

And to think, if I'd come into class a few hours earlier today I would have gotten to the internet in time to pick. But all's said and done. I agree with the idea Guildy has. 24 hours or auto-pick. -RAHB 00:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

RAHB what happened to you? Where'd you go? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:19,4August,2009

After the router in my apartment broke, my roommate shut off the internet since he's leaving soon. Once I can get the stability and cash to take care of it I'm going to get another internet plan, but in the meantime I'll be editing sporadically from the school computers. Thinking of taking myself off the active admins list until then as well. However, I have full intention of keeping going in this crazy mixed up sports world that's been created, and I assume I'll have my own internet back by the time the season starts. Also, penis. -RAHB 00:21, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Good to see you, RAHB. We tried to wait until we were sure you really were gone for a while.--<<>> 00:26, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, thanks for the courtesy. Assume I simply don't have internet if this all happens again. -RAHB 00:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back, RAHB. Hopefully you agree with the picks I made in your stead--they were the highest at their respective positions according to Yahoo!. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:10, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

D- *insert picture of a fence here* !!!

When you go to choose the TD/ST thing, how do you put your pick? Like, if you chose the Steelers, would you put Pittsburgh (Pit - TD/ST) or Pittsburgh (Defense) or something else?
PS: I chose Pittsburgh's defense because it sucks and I don't expect it to ever be picked. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:27,4August,2009

Yes, that sounds perfectly reasonable. I plan to put something like Pittsburgh (D), myself. Although, I'm pretty sure I won't, since you told us what you're picking, so I'll just pick another one. ;)--<<>> 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

What part of "I hate the Steelers and wish Ben Roethelinsbegure (however the fuck you spell that) would be shot in the head multiple times" did you not get? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:45,4August,2009

It doesn't really matter--as long as you get your point across, I suppose. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:53, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

More News

Michael Crabtree has threatened to hold out all year unless he's paid more than the Raiders' pick, who was picked 4 picks ahead of him. In his mind, the Raiders are crazy, because he's obviously the best reciever (almost everyone would agree with him on that), so he should be paid more than that guy (less people agree with him on this point).--<<>> 23:55, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

OMG. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 13:57,8August,2009

Greedy bastard, even though he is better than that other guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:10, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe. Pre-draft talk is just that. Talk. Someone thought he wasn't better. (though the Raiders barely do count). Shut up and play. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:38, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. I find it hard to believe he's complaining over only getting, like, $17 million garanteed or whatever the figure is. Funny thing is, if he holds out the whole year, he'll be missing out on an entire year of play, and then won't be garanteed to be drafted that high again, so he'll be losing himself a great deal of money, more than likely. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:41, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha stupid fuck. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 21:55,9August,2009

It seems a lot of you guys don't care about later rounds

If you don't care who gets picked for you in the late rounds (i.e., the rounds that are left), go ahead and sign below (including any special requests), and Guildy can pick for you to keep the ball rolling (since we have a lot of people he has picked two or more times for after holding us up for a day). I, for one, obsess over the late rounds, so I'll be picking mine very carefully.--<<>> 11:32, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

As will I. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:06, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Pussies. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:16,13August,2009

Can we add LongLive to this? He hasn't picked in like the last three rounds. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:26,18August,2009

I'd like to, but until HE says it, we'll just have to tough it out.--<<>> 00:39, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Can we shorten his time limit then, because of these special circumstances? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:59,19August,2009

People who don't care about the last 4 rounds or so and are therefore allowing Guildy to pick for them

1. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:53,12August,2009 (No Pitheads, any Eagles if they are available)
2. Staircase CUN^t 23:31, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
3. LongLiver(because I'm tired of waiting). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

NOOOO!!!! GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

Micheal Vick has joined the Philadelphia Eagles. My life is over. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 04:38,14August,2009

/me lines up behind Cheddar in the suicide line -RAHB 20:47, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

C'mon guys! I'm sure Vicknabb will be perfectly fine this year! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:46, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Wrap Up

Excellent. I will be using my league commish. powers to put players on their respective teams shortly. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:35, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

When exactly does the season start? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:50,26August,2009

September 10th is kickoff, September 13th is the day most games will be played on. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:45, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

10 days left. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:20,1September,2009