Forum:Fans of Google, assemble!
...and ridicule the snot out of this worthless piece of microsoft. There will come a day, when one will be forced to pay for every movie one sees, every book one reads and every video game one plays. A day, when registering for an adult discussion board will require a valid credit card number and a MicrosoftBuddies account. A day, when search engines will present ten-to-twenty results for any entry and Uncyclopedia will only exist in the hearts and minds of the older generation of the mental ward patients. But it is not today. For today we fight!
Fight for the freedom to use Print Screen to bypass image-protection on websites, to share juvenile rodent porn over p2p networks, to assemble anthrax-infested, thermo-nuclear "dirty" bombs in our backyards and mail them to the military bases we spotted on Google-Earth. Fight for the Freedom that Google stands for. --Medvedev (scream)
18:27, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- microsoft really needs to fuck off, i have more music tv and film than i could ever find time to watch, and all free! microsoft are plain greedy, they only care about protecting copywrite on things because they can make money out of it, fuckers - jack mort | cunt | talk
- 20:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- What if we like neither microsoft nor google? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- One monopoly worth billions of dollars is just as bad as another monopoly worth billions of dollars in my book. Google tries to abuse copyright laws just as well as Microsoft does. Google has sued many a small company that just tried to create their own search engine from scratch and couldn't afford to defend themselves from a massive lawsuit so they went bankrupt and Google bought out the corpse. Microsoft does that very same thing to small software companies. We will either be slaves to Microsoft or Google in the next 15 to 25 years anyway, unless another billion dollar monopoly comes along and kills them both. Our best bet is to hope that our governments take an open source copyright approach to intellectual property and inventions, and not a closed one. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- I would say "buy Apple", but since they became "Apple Inc." it seems they're on their way to becoming a soulless mega-corporation themselves. You know, all of these major companies are still headed by the same people they started with; I wonder how they'll change once they finally change leadership. --The Acceptable
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(Fnord) 02:15, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- I would say "buy Apple", but since they became "Apple Inc." it seems they're on their way to becoming a soulless mega-corporation themselves. You know, all of these major companies are still headed by the same people they started with; I wonder how they'll change once they finally change leadership. --The Acceptable
- One monopoly worth billions of dollars is just as bad as another monopoly worth billions of dollars in my book. Google tries to abuse copyright laws just as well as Microsoft does. Google has sued many a small company that just tried to create their own search engine from scratch and couldn't afford to defend themselves from a massive lawsuit so they went bankrupt and Google bought out the corpse. Microsoft does that very same thing to small software companies. We will either be slaves to Microsoft or Google in the next 15 to 25 years anyway, unless another billion dollar monopoly comes along and kills them both. Our best bet is to hope that our governments take an open source copyright approach to intellectual property and inventions, and not a closed one. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- I bought a CD once, but I guess it wasn't compatible with my hi-fi; I tried playing each side at 33, 45 & 78, but the needle wouldn't track.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:04, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- I thought Uncyclopedia did exist only in the hearts and minds of the older generation of mental ward patients. It's all a grand delusion that humours us greatly and lowers our need for anxiety medication. Nobody believes me, though.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Schizo Master (talk • contribs)
forgot that "save page" button again! Yeah, I said that. Nobody believes me, though.--Schizo Master 21:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
The fanboi flamewar goes below the line
OMG, Google has fans? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL -- Fanboi 18:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
I actually found Uncyclopedia on Google....don't ask what I wasa actually trying to look up, as if I told you I would have to moon you, and nobody wants that. ~snalejam