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So guys, I got this great idea! How about Uncyclopedia goes green by cutting our carbon emissions by 10%? Who's up for it? Really, there's no pressure at all. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 03:42, Oct. 6, 2010

Can't. My carbon emissions are all I have. Well, that and the gonorrhea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:03, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

I gave you that gonorrhea with the understanding that it would be returned at some point. You've had it for over 6 months now. Give it back! --—John Lydon 17:27, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's the gift that keeps on giving. I gave it to a bunch of people. It's to the point now that the CDC follows me around, putting everybody I pass under the silkwood shower. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:04, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

I find it somewhat disturbing that the only thing that made me feel anything during this "film" was the feeling of joy I got from hearing Radiohead's Weird Fishes/Arpeggi. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:16 Thursday, October 7, 2010

How many

So how many people do I have to kill to cut our carbon emissions by 10%? ('Cause I think I got us covered.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:51 (UTC)

If you killed off me and my immediate family, that might do it. We're kind of... er... well, we use a lot. Though would you say the tree farm adds or detracts, in the long run? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 14:52 (UTC)

I wouldn't because as a person who is prejudiced against trees, I am of the firm belief that they are poor at math and math related fields of study & employment.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:21 (UTC)

I suspect we plant more trees and cut emissions of Uncyc by up to 25%. Wikipedia did it, but by 10% |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 09:18, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

If we planted the trees, our emissions would go way up. We'd probably use forty bulldozers and a fleet of helicopters and whatnot, see... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 12:03 (UTC)

Can't

I'm vegan. Veggies give my gas. I have an ENORMOUS carbon footprint. Sorry.--<<>> 23:00, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Veggies give my gas, too. They don't agree with me insides. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:33, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wow! I had no ideas you has gas, too! We should forms a club!--<<>> 11:43, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

That would be very smart of we. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:54, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't it be an enormous carbon assprint, then? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at22:09, Friday 15 October 2010 -

Ahh, now there's terminology more befitting of Uncyclopedia. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 23:17 (UTC)

It's also what you take for a headache. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:53, October 16, 2010 (UTC)