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Damn things wreak havok with America, causing billions of dollars worth of damage and countless floods. I say we set up a ban against hurricanes in America, or else a fine be issued. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I was actually gonna take care of that earlier this morning, but one thing led to another and I never actually got around to it. I'll do it tomorrow if I get a few minutes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Sep 1
The issue is already kicking up a storm, and I must say that I have been blown away by the debate thus far. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:24, Sep 1
It's a whirlwind of dreadful puns! We need to repair the pun defences or thousands of unimportant black people might drown in the pun-floodwaters. Also, I suck at metaphor. -- purple Ape (toast) (Riot Porn) 21:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Can we put a ban now? Hanna is getting pretty close, and I think two of McCain's seven houses are in its path, oh no. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:27, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Not to be pedantic, but after due legislation decides to do indeed ban such natural phenomenon from our great Country, how does the legislative force propose to enforce said ban? I mean, we're not dealing with a simple IP ban on the intarwebs or such. -- di Mario 21:30, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Should we just ban Gustav and Hanna, or should it be a rangeblock? -- purple Ape (toast) (Riot Porn) 21:33, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Erm, we banned all of Italy, how hard is it to ban the Hurricane IP range? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:38, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Ah, but Italy spun counter-clock wise. Our equipment was pre-primed to deal with that schenario. Gustav, on the other hand, is spinning clock-wise since her inception. Are our procedures and equipment compatible with such a situation before things get hairy? Me wonders. -- di Mario 21:46, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Seriously, look at this:

(diff) (hist) . . Uncyclopedia‎; 21:18 . . (-6,900) . . Gustav (Talk | contribs) (You are all fuckers.)

I sorta tried to look at it, but being quit drunk in this very day and age, I miserably failed. Care to clarify? I did my best to correct typinng errors, yoy do your part -- 21:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC)di Mario

- Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:50, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

The bastard. -- purple Ape (toast) (Riot Porn) 21:54, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
I know, and that's not the worse:

(QVFD) (hist) . . N Ike is the bestest evers‎; 00:37 . . (+1,826) . . TSIke (Talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'i r the best storm evar, even bettar than jonas btoerhers and mily ciris. i r coole and luv')

Seriously, come on. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:45, 2 September 2008 (UTC)