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Codeine is now a bureaucrat. This means I can finally leave this site for good. Everybody wins! —rc (t) 07:41, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

The Cabal hereby nominates Codeine for bureaucrat. As an Englishman, he enjoys completing mindless tasks, and so would fit in perfectly with the current paper-shuffling bastards who do little to no work around here (ban forthcoming, I presume). Codeine has been around for years, wading through shit since 2005, and the fact he maintains a decent degree of sanity is to his credit. — Sir Manticore 16:21, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Has Codeine's mum heard of Codeine? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:26, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

She might have done. I'll get Olipro to ask her next time he's over. — Sir Manticore

16:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

What do you mean that he's not a bureaucrat yet? (=₣or!) --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 16:36, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

FORTY FOUR - Indeed he should be :) (Bonner) (Talk)Dec 28, 17:03
For --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 20:24, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Definite For. RabbiTechno 20:32, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Yup -- 20:34, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
For--Æ 20:45, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah....I've often hoped that we would have a Bureau outside of North America, just incase they are all wiped out. Also DEATH TO AMERICA!!! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
For. But I have to know... is he my uncle? -- sannse esnnas 21:45, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
For - I heard he's Spartacus. -- posh Ape (lather) (Riot Porn) 21:50, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comment: I am Spartacus! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:55, Dec 28
Conditional for - Only if Mhaille gets nommed too. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:20, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
For Codeine, and for Mhaille. Against Bradaphraser. He isn't even around anymore.--<<>> 02:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Five both Codeine and Mhaille deserve it. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Against Demonstrably unqualified, a bumbling wanker of the highest order, often shows up drunk, snorts things he has no business snorting, etc. What's that, you say we're behind quota on demonstrably unqualified bunglers? Alright then, conditional for on the basis that Codeine maintains a sufficient level of bumbling wankery. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS
Bandwagon for, on the basis that I just wanna fit in! And all that stuff Codeine and Mhaille do for the site, but the peer pressure is crushing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:24, Dec 29

Are we voting?

I guess so! For. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 17:06, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Do we get pie if we vote?

I hope so. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:30, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Pie - Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
MMMM...Pie --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

I heard it was lemon meringue

Fucking tasty - -- posh Ape (lather) (Riot Porn) 21:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Tasting fucky -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

But I want apple!

Vanilla ice cream, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:49, Dec 28

Taking ticket orders for "Codeine vs Mhaille in Thunderdome"

Any chumps?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Is Thunderdome anything like the last movie I saw Mhaille and Codeine in? --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 04:22, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

We were students, and we needed the money. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Not Possible

cannot believe that you are ALL part of the Cabal. That's just silly. All you ersatz members need to leave the room immediately, before Olga gets mad and takes matters into her own beefy hands.

Of course we aren't. There is no Cabal. — Sir Manticore

11:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Inauguration Speech

Wow. Thanks, guys (and girls, of course). This actually does mean something to me; although I'm well aware that the +b flag grants little in the way of extra tools/toys, I really feel supported and appreciated by you for the time and effort I've put into this site over the past 2 1/2 years. In some weird way it feels a bit like being on the new year honours list. I've watched Uncyclopedia grow from having something in the region of 800 articles when I first joined to over 23,000 today; and thanks to the hard work and dedication of the admin team and a community who care strongly about the site, it's safe to say that the overall quality remains very high. I'm very proud to be associated with Uncyclopedia, and with all of you who give of your time and creativity to make it what it is, so let's all keep up the good work. Thank you again. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

So no Thunderdome, then? Gah! /me runs away before Mad Max kicks his ass.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:43, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Or MadMax? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:58, Dec 29

Can he do anything other than maintenance? I've never even seen him speak.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:03, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, he doesn't speak a lot, it makes the movies way more "campy." I have now completely lost track of which Mad Max we're talking about. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, Dec 29

Naturally. We're talking about the MadMax from the Thunderdome that I was talking about.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:06, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

I've heard that they are going to ask James Earl Jones to provide his voice. -- Sir Mhaille