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Forum:Check it out! I'm in a plane!
Saberwolf116 00:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, so am I. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Check it out! I'm visiting the World Trade Center!
Saberwolf116 01:03, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Check it out! I'm in a car!
Take that, losers! 
|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 
| 09:19, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Check it out! I'm on a boat!
ON A MOTHERFUCKIN BOAT! - T.L.B. 
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:55, Jun 3
Actually, this is my plane
|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 08:01, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Frankly fuck you. Fuck you and your fucking sucky Airbus A320. There are my fucking brand new jet fighters. They're where it's at, man.
- Top is Eurofighter Hailstorm, center is A-20 Razorhawk, bottom is Su-38 Slamhound. Have fun flying these brand new babies! S-984 20:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- I'll pick it up when I done my 4000km on the A380, then I'll pick up these small jets so I can deliver it to New Australia.
|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 
| 07:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- I'll pick it up when I done my 4000km on the A380, then I'll pick up these small jets so I can deliver it to New Australia.