Forum:Banned for a Day: Re-Proposal
Since everyone else is pulling out crap from the corners of their brains, I figured I might resurrect an awesome idea I had back in the days when we were men. Banned for a Day. The premise: Once in a quarter we ban one of our lowly peasants, from a range of helpful to the useless gobshitey, for one day. He/she/it/heshe/shit can be banned from doing absolutely everything if he/she/it/heshe/shit wants, from editting on thw wiki to flaming on IRC, or simply fucking shit up. If he/she/it/heshe/shit bitches about it, we can debate whether to ban them permanently in the future. If he/she/it/heshe/shit is an asshat, we can debate whether to op them or not ban them again. It's win-win for us! Unless, of course, the user never comes back to Uncyclopedia.
Come on, let's do it at least once! I voluntarily remove myself from candidacy to make a statement that I care only about the project, not my own will to be banned. It'll be like peeing on Cajek's grave! --
Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 
10:52, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
GOATFUCK!!!!
LOLRANDOMLOLRANDOMLOLRANDOMLOLRANDOMLOLRANDOM!!!! --Scofield & Dudes 18:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
PISSS
-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:53, Jun 20
Done
For seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Except you unbanned him after only 3 minutes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:20, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
- He looked at me with those big puppy dog eyes! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
- I was actually sleeping but ok, also note I said I remove myself from candidancy. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB 06:47, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Consider your voluntary removal remanded.
- I was actually sleeping but ok, also note I said I remove myself from candidancy. --
- He looked at me with those big puppy dog eyes! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
~ 
06:59, 22 June 2011
- I note nothing! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:14, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
Voat should Modusoperandi give Frosty some cake
For. --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
03:09, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Against. Frosty's new sig looks ugly. And he never asked me to make him a new one. That is shame! --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:16, 26 June 2011
Fnoodle roulette
Hell yes. What's more, if you make him a 'crat, not even admins will be able to escape the fury! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:13 Jun 26, 2011
- Sound good. Please do it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:23, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Well, the only kink in the plan is that I'd need someone to 'crat my bot, and the only people who can 'crat are 'crats themselves, so we'd have to find and convince a 'crat to — oh. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:25 Jun 26, 2011
- What would Fnoodle do with crat powers o_O --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:26, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
- De-op and ban admins, of course. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:29 Jun 26, 2011
- Well until we can convince some poor sucker to give 'crats to Fnoodle, you should at least make a user-only version. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:38, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
- De-op and ban admins, of course. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:29 Jun 26, 2011
- What would Fnoodle do with crat powers o_O --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
- Well, the only kink in the plan is that I'd need someone to 'crat my bot, and the only people who can 'crat are 'crats themselves, so we'd have to find and convince a 'crat to — oh. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:25 Jun 26, 2011
I'm making this
Question: what should the random pool of users be? All users? Active users (that have edited in the past week)? Only users who sign up (to prevent unsuspecting newbs from getting a ban and thinking it's serious)? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 02:13 Jul 09, 2011
- Ahhhh what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:18, July 15, 2011 (UTC)