Forum:Aren't we about due for another sysopping election?
I could have sworn at the beginning of the year, we said we'd do this monthly. 'Course, that didn't work out for Feb. and March because we opped three people in January (and by "we," I mean Chron), but it's lateish April now. Are we good on admins or do we need to hold elections again? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 13:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- I thought we said we'd review the situation every six months or so? As each election now adds another two or three at a time we don't seem to be in need people as often now. Even when the slackers take a break. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- I'd vote for an "assessment" sometime in late May, then if we think it's needed, we can go from there.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- I'd vote for an "assessment" sometime in late May, then if we think it's needed, we can go from there.
I think we need some new admins now. There needs to be more who can watch recent changes and new pages as too often there isn't enough around. You people who don't actually do anything probably just don't notice. And I should point out that one of the admins most recently opped has left, and isn't coming back any time soon. I think we'd benefit from having another admin or two, and it definitely couldn't do any harm. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:13, 21 Apr 2007
- Ouch, man. That hurts. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
- I can do that (along with the Grue Army) without a sysopping, although they might want to be sysopped. --High Gen. Grue 01:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
- Congratulations, you will never be sysopped. Next! --
06:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
We averaged about one a month last year. I think that's a good rate. I think it's a good idea to have plenty of reliable ops, too. I can't say I've really noticed a desperate NEED right now, like I did in January, but then, I just kinda hang out and don't really do anything. (As Braydie once said, "Brad, you're one of the SEXY admins..." :) ).--<<
>> 21:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- He said that to you, too? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Ah - it's all falling into place. Braydie is cool-and-sexy-admins-IP. I should have known, really, what with all his other suspected sockpuppets (i.e. anyone who begins with B. Umm, including Brad, I guess...?) -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- That actually happened. And no, I'm not the cool-and-sexy-admins-IP, but I am a cool and sexy admin. —Braydie 15:32, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Time Zone
Actually, I notice there are some gaps during the day when we don't have any active admin and the stalking IPs feast on uncyc's passive veins. Maybe you should choose between good candidates taking in consideration the time zone of them. For instance, how many Australian admins do we have? -- herr doktor needsAgear 
[scream!] 17:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
I might be mistaken, but I think we only have those damn Nortamericanos and those pesky Europeans. There are some Kiwis and Ausies around to summon to the flag.~
17:17, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Launching the campaign: remembering that Mordillo himself is at GMT+2. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 17:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Don't be stupid. There are no Aussies on Uncyclopedia. They have no sense of humour.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
- AND they're all ex-cons. ~ 09:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
- AND they're all ex-cons. ~
I want in
thats right, i'm up for election. i want sysop powers becasue i see a ton of articles that need huffing, and they arent being huffed as fast as they are being created! its a crap overload! so i want to be sysopped. ONX 17:09, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
sigh They will never learn....~ 17:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Rc crosses another name off his list —rc (t) 17:17, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Braydie crosses Rc's name off THE list —Braydie 20:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Please don't op me
Really. I know what they do all day. Plus, since this is a trap, I will NEVER BE SYSOPPED! Yay! --High Gen. Grue 17:47, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- You really don't have to worry, kid...-- herr doktor needsAgear
[scream!] 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Rc for admin
He's pretty good. —Braydie 20:59, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- I would never trust someone who is a fan of Seu Jorge. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 21:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah. But he's really cool. —Braydie 21:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Seu Jorge for admin
Because our count of admins who can record Bowie covers in Portuguese stands at a dismal zero. —rc (t) 21:37, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Raising one finger in a very - I mean VERY - discrete way. I didn't said anything!!! But I can record Bowie covers in Portuguese... --- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 21:40, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- See. This is how cool Rc is. He just takes a stand all the time. —Braydie 21:40, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, I can understand what Seu Jorge sung over David Bowie's songs. And, differently from most of my countryfellows, I also can understand what David Bowie said previously... So you may understand why Seu Jorge pisses me so much. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 21:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Here we go. It's an untune in itself....
BOWIE'S REBEL REBEL (typos courtesy of LyricsFreaks.com) You've got your mother in a whirl Shes not sure if youre a boy or a girl Hey babe, your hairs alright Hey babe, lets go out tonight You like me, and I like it all We like dancing and we look divine You love bands when theyre playing hard You want more and you want it fast They put you down, they say Im wrong You tacky thing, you put them on Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress Rebel rebel, your face is a mess Rebel rebel, how could they know? Hot tramp, I love you so! Dont ya? Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo Youve got your mother in a whirl cause shes Not sure if youre a boy or a girl Hey babe, your hairs alright Hey babe, lets stay out tonight You like me, and I like it all We like dancing and we look divine You love bands when theyre playing hard You want more and you want it fast They put you down, they say Im wrong You tacky thing, you put them on Rebel rebel... Youve torn your dress, your face is a mess You cant get enough, but enough aint the test Youve got your transmission and your live wire You got your cue line and a handful of ludes You wanna be there when they count up the dudes And I love your dress Youre a juvenile success Because your face is a mess So how could they know? I said, how could they know? So what you wanna know Calamitys child, chi-chile, chi-chile Whered you wanna go? What can I do for you? looks like youve been there too cause youve torn your dress And your face is a mess Oh, your face is a mess Oh, oh, so how could they know? Eh, eh, how could they know? Eh, eh
SEU JORGE'S VERSION (with HerrDok's tranlation)
Você não sabe se vai ou vem
You don't know if you go or come here
Pouco me importa se o dinheiro é seu
I don't care as the money is yours
Ei baby se o cabelo é legal
Hey baby if your hair is nice
Moda na gringa é feliz natal
At the Gringa fashion is Merry Christmas ("At the Gringa" means outside Brazil in anti-american slang)
Se equivocou mas ficou tudo bem
You went wrong but after it was all fine
Agora diz que está na onda zen
Now you say you're in the Zen wave
Ei baby você venceu
Hey baby you won
Passe amanhã e pegue o que é seu
Come back tomorrow and get what's yours
A maquiagem vai desmanchar
Your make-up will blur
Para o seu medo aparecer
So your fear can show up
Zero a zero, agora eu vou
Zero to zero, now I go
Você deu mole então eu marco um gol
You was easy, so I score a goal
Zero a zero, você venceu
Zero to zero, you have won
Passe amanhã e pegue o que é seu
Come back tomorrow and get what's yours
That nonsense. But you have to hear he giving interviews to understand the deepness of his stupidity. But he's a good actor, I give you this. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 04:16, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
- (face-ripping giggle) If you want a Brazilian for admin, find one with a, ahem, brain. I know, I know, it's hard to find. Harder than the Giant Sloth of the Amazon. But maybe, in the middle of night, if you don't make a sound, he may be looking at you! (/face-ripping giggle) -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 04:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)