Forum:Any news, happenings or coup d'états lately?

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I've been away for over a month and a half, and I'm just curious — are there any new rules or bureaucratic procedures to abide by? Do I need any shots? Has the soup menu changed? — Lenoxus 18:56, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is now a pay-per-view service called Uncyc-on-demand. Articles are priced on a sliding scale, with VFDed and ICUed articles viewable for pennies, and previously featured articles (and articles with good titles that are actually crap) at top price of $5 (£5). You may also use our catch-up service to view featured articles you've missed for free up to a week after they were originally aired. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:24, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

And don't forget the new salad bar. --Andorin Kato 23:45, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

The Hand of Fate finally reaceives proper representation... or a placeholder until the Manos leaders get of their butts and write more. Also old Contents is gone, if you care. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:10, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Featured articles are now presented in the nude. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:21, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't forget about the free topless floor shows. Just...stay away from the one featuring Zerotrousers. --Emmzee 17:26, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

And Free Taco Tuesdays! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Not much changed really, somehow Brian Peppers got voted in as an administrator and seems to have a way with our younger members somehow. Who knew that he was good with kids? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:25, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Olipro hath been promoted to Administrator status. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:39, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, actual news! Not that's what I'm talkin' about. I thikn I may have seen the forum thingy raising the idea of elections, but I'm not sure. 'nyway, thx. Lenoxus 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

ED is dead. Right? *goes to check* OH, NOES! Erm... never mind. --Andorin Kato 00:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

They died and rose again. They are not Jesus though. Or if they are, Christianity's going to take a very strange turn in years to come. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I can just picture it: stained glass depictions of goatse all across America. /me suhdders. --Emmzee 13:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

So, you've been to my church, then? We have nachos. That's our motto. The goatse windows are incidental. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)