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File:Worst Fight Scene Ever

You know this is awesome. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:27, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Dammit, Jim, I'm an Uncyclopedian, not a fight coreographer! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 08:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey, give the Gorn a break! That one-two combination punch is lights-out on his planet!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:38, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
And that semi-sensual bear hug that nonetheless leaves the opponent sexually stimulated and has to go find some tissues for a couple hours afterwards. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
But that's the episode where he made gunpowder from stuff that was just lying around. Unlike Kirk, you people suck. Admitting that you aren't Kirk is the first step to, um, not being him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:37, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Huh? This makes me wonder why anybody ever watched that show. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:46, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
There were some good fight scenes, if I recall. Even if Kirk's assailant was always played by a shitty actor. Anyway, millions of Trekkies, not including myself, can't be wrong. Neither can genocide, in this case. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:56, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
The show was good, but this fight was just so un-epic that it's epic. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:47, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow, I'm not really a Star Wreck fan, but it's stuff like this that makes me wanna be a Trekkie. -- Hindleyite Converse 22:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

And now for something completely different, a man on a horse.

File:Hilarious Gun fight scene--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

... Lemon curry? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:16, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Sexy. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:47, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

The word PENIS repeated exactly 17 times

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PEN--Oh crap I ran out of letters --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:11, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

And they say that Uncyc is falling into the toilet these days. Pass me the bog roll! -- Hindleyite Converse 22:21, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
--IS. There we go. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:02, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
sir, i didn't quite bother to count, but i know i definitely saw 92 counts of the word 'penis' here. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:44, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Go to Pen Island/Penisland/Penis Land now!!!! S-984 23:23, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

New cuss word!!!!

Tyssal is the new cuss word. Use it to insult guys with crooked penises or women with deformed vaginas. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

It's pronounced Tea Saul. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:18, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
The Star Wars character? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Dammit! You got me. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
No, it's meekrob. S-984 23:39, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Crispy noodles? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
MEE FUCKING KROB! S-984 23:55, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Dude, you're fucking Krob?! Nice. I'm glad you've found happiness. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:26, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

And now, for something completely the same.

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Yes, that's John Cleese in a bikini. It's off a movie that has the same name as this forum topic, and it's produced by Monty Python. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Monty who? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:03, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Monty Cohen, he lives next door. Make the bestest latkes. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:09, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
No, you mean Monty Python. He blew up China. S-984 02:49, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Sockpuppet

This is why we watched this show. Yes, that fight scene sucked balls. But Star Trek was about the three characters, and they were stronger than any others at the time, and than most since.

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The case for Star Trek rests there. Live long, and prosper. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:21, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you know...

...that a search on Youtube for "star trek spook" comes up with eight point six million videos? Losers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:19, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you know that you ALWAYS get results if you search up four random words, like "llama George chips green". S-984 22:49, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Gay Picard?

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Apparently... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:06, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Picard's WHAT??? The preceding unsigned comment was added by SPARTAN-984 (talk • contribs)