Forum:A squirrel peed on me.

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I'm totally serious. I chased the squirrel a little but not nearly enough to have "had it coming". Do squirrels have tetanus? Do I need a tetanus shot now? --C:\syndrome\_ 22:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

What you need is a vaccine against squirrel flu. Sadly though, it isn't available yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 20 September 2009

You had it coming. That's what you get for going to a furry convention in a lizard costume. Pervert. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I would never do that. Lizards don't even have fur. It was a scaly convention. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:01, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

So I'm going to assume it was Slappy Squirrel. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:03, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I DIDN'T ENJOY IT. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:39, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Sure you didn't. Also Socky, plz?

Who? [/zh] 05:21 September 21

Who is Slappy Squirrel? You mean you never had "the talk" with your parents about Slappy? This is always so awkward. Get Dexter to explain. --C:\syndrome\_ 05:27, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

I remember the first time I was intimate with Aunt Slappy. The things she can do with nuts is amazing. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:34, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

If you want to know more about incident involving The Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named see the Forum:Slappy's Angels; WTF?! or the deletion archive for the articles. --Mn-z 16:35, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I avenged your, um, getting peed on.

I peed on a squirrel. At least I think it was a squirrel. Squirrels are those guys in the black robes behind the big desk in court, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:06, September 21, 2009 (UTC)