Fisher Price DOS
- Normal mode
- Safe mode
- 1
You have selected "normal mode".
Welcome to Fisher Price DOS
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.
C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>reboot "safe mode"
go eat shit fuckers
- Normal mode
- Safe mode
- 2
You have selected "safe mode".
Welcome to Fisher Price DOS
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.
C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe
FisherPriceAntiVirus
Not copyrighted in any way. Mess up as you like.
Running scan... (100%)
0 threats detected!
C:\>Programs\Security\scanner_update.exe
Checking for updates... (100%)
0 updates found!
C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:
- poopybanana
Enter password:
- **********
Warning! Firewall not detected! It is highly recommended that you turn a firewall on.
- Stop
- Continue
- 1
C:\>Programs\Security\firewall.exe
Firewall active.
C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:
- poopybanana
Enter password:
- **********
Dialling...
Checking password...
Authenticated.
C:\>Programs\Mozilla\mozilla.exe
Enter url:
- irc://irc.uncyclonode.net/fisherpricedos
Welcome to Chatzilla, poopybanana
Connecting...
Connected.
- /msg nickserv identify lemondoody
{to nickserv} identify lemondoody
Identified.
- <BobbyCool> And den i said to the policeman, who was surrounded by all these people with animal-masks on, i said...
- <poopybanana> Hi.
- <BobbyCool> Oh, hi. Just wait a sec
- <BobbyCool> i said, "oh, so dis ain't the nudist festival". and den all these furries started beatin each other up.
- <LolCat666> yeh?
- <BobbyCool> it turnt out it woz a furry con. butdat aint half the story cos den i fainted cos it turned out dat drink id had woz full of liquid anesthetic which my friend said he pud in az a joke but im not so sure.
- <LolCat666> awesome!
- <BobbyCool> now, i woke up in a pool of piss in a police cell but i bribed dis dude and he let me go. dat night i needed some cheerin up so i called dis hot whor. and dat's how i got HIV. i've came back from the clinic several hours ago. so, taht's just about my entire life up till when i went on irc to get some counselling. wot's ur life story, btw?
- <poopybanana> Uh...
- <BobbyCool> What is it? i'm a busy man. i only have 2 more months before i have to flee 2 mexico.
- <poopybanana> Uh, well, my OS isn't working too well... all it displays is "go eat shit fuckers" when i don't boot in safe mode.
- <BobbyCool> hahahahaha!!! every1 noes all u hav 2 do is enter the command "format C:\".
- <poopybanana> But won't that erase my hard drive?
- <BobbyCool> exactly! then u can install an OS dat workz!!! Go to http://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Fisher_Price_DOS to see an example.
- <poopybanana> Okay, it's worth a go... I guess. And I've written that url down for future reference.
- /disconnect
- Disconnected from "#fisherpricedos"
- close "mozilla.exe"
C:\>format C:\
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The End?
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...or is it?
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