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Summary[edit]

Moose to jam. To mushroom. And back again. Not really, but that doesn't matter. The mushroom is going to go to your house and move your furniture around while you're not watching, because you're actually wasting your time reading this.

Your sofas are watching.

Licensing[edit]

Licensed under absolutely nothing. Have a fucking field day. Abuse this for your own sick pleasures.

I am content releasing my work completely to the public without conservative, territorial, and possessive need to claim some sort of stake in it. I do not need thousands of cleverly written loophole-"some rights reserved" licenses, nor do I need to debate about the superiority of any of them, rather, I toss the entire equation out the window and render it effectively useless. I fully realise that a man in El Salvador could profit wildly from my efforts and gain the millions of dollars I never did, and could theoretically hunt down every copy and burn it, leaving him as the sole distributor; however, this does not offend me, rather, I allow all to be shared, taking the risk and fully knowing the potential repercussions, rather than let the menace that is copyright conquer yet another soul. I don't even care if you give credit to me or not, there's no point. Also, please don't leave me a bunch of messages asking for permission, as I am giving everyone in the universe permission to do whatever they want with this.