Sorry excuse

Sadly, in our modern world there are many sorry excuses. You may have been looking for one of the following to allow yourself to eat more cat intestines and dog bile.

• Color Me Badd (for a band)
• Bill Clinton (for a president and human being)
• Paris Hilton (for a woman)
• Full House (for a TV Show)
• Stephenie Meyer (for a writer)

But if these excuses aren't working for you look at the following:

• Grue
• Ultra God
• J.K. Rowling

This is a disambiguation page. This means Uncyclopedia is hopelessly confused. Please try again.