Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 11

December 11: - Asian Boom Day

• 1229 - Pope Gregory IX deletes thirty-one days from the Gregorian calendar, during a Florentine siege of Rome that had prevented toiletries from entering the city.
• 1841 - Oscar Wilde is imprisoned for practicing heterosexuality in England without a Royal permit, a capital offense.
• 1941 - Germany and Italy celebrate for the first and last time "Let's Go To War With Russia Day."
• 1941 - Mao Zedong suggests to rename "Chinese demographic boom" to "Yellow Bang". Due to unpopularity of this idea among his generals, all of them were executed.
• 1953 - Trans-dimensional squirrels attempt a coup on the Kremlin but are driven back after the Soviets break wind in unison, creating a tear in the fabric of the universe into which the invaders are obliterated, nuts and all.
• 1983 - A passenger airlines goes Boom over the South China Sea. Only the pilots and hostesses survive after they are seen moments before the explosion floating in a rubber dingy thousands of meters below. Thank you for flying AirChina.
• 2005 - The face of Jesus is seen in a pizza. however, this is found after Jesus' collision with the delivery guy, who is now going to Hell.
• 2009 - All forms of international combat are banned by the UN. From this point on, international disputes are decided by caged death matches between the leaders of conflicting nations.
• 2009 - The annual "Try Communism Day" is celebrated by the people of Lancashire.
• 2010 - Lancashire appoints Ted Dansen as Director of the Communist Party and Minority Relations Chairman.
• 2011 - President Ted Stevens brutally beats Hu Jintao to death with a series of tubes in a cage match, completing his domination and conquest of every country on Earth. The ban of weaponry two years earlier is regarded as "a mistake" by most UN officials not already killed by Ted Stevens.