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Uncyclopedia: No Adverts Personal Ads[edit]
Whimsical Frail European Man Seeks Statuesque Statue[edit]
- I never thought I'd be making a personal ad, let alone a personal ad on Uncyclopedia, but here goes:
- 39/M/Spain with 8" toungue seeking statue of Natalie Portman or other inanimate object to cover with a bowl of hot grits and then lick off with my rather well endowed tongue. I want our love to be concrete as only the love between a man and a statue (covered in hot grits) can be. As I am European, I only bathe or shower fortnightly, resulting in sexiness. I am frail and whimsical and I long to be crushed to death under the weight of a very tall statue. The Burghers of Calais need not apply as I am a down to earth traditional girl and not into group sex and other weird scenes. I'm really the romantic type, even though I am frail, weak, and sickly.
- My other interests include Penis Puppetry, sucking my mother, the hermaphrodite, and having a go with my sister. Not all at the same time, of course! LOLocopters! Please respond care of Uncyclopedia: davidbravo@uncyclopedia.org
Leather Dyke Seeks Same, but Less Dykey[edit]
- Me- Into Harleys, drinking endless shots of espresso in sidewalk cafes, smoking stinky French cigarettes, arguing philosophy, visiting the optometrist, clog dancing, and fisting.
- You - Into being fisted.
- And did you get a load of that guy with the ad above mine? What a Freak!
Kinky Older Gentleman Into Lawn Care[edit]
- You kids get of my lawn!! Right this instant! I know your mothers you little vandals! Don't think I won't call them, because I will, goddammit! I swear to god, if I catch you little hoodlums out here again, wrecking my lawn, I'm going to call the cops and your mothers! Goddamn kids. No respect for their elders. No respect. Goddamn punks. Ruining the country. When I was a kid . . .
- I am seeking a young woman, no older than 27, with wide hips and her own lawn edger. Must like TV shows such as Lawn Order: Special Victims Unit. and anything else on the HG Network.
- I'm on Myspace. Search for Grouchy Old Tom. Look for me and comment on my blog.
... and others just waiting to hear from you![edit]
- For more images, see here If adding a new entry, please remember to write in the style of a typical personal ad.
Why does this still exist?[edit]
It seems to be a system like CVP, CRP, and UN:VPV, the first two of which have been replaced with salting. Why can't this be replaced by salting as well? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 06:20, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
