Cure
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“They say they wish to cure us, I say we are the cure!”
A thing that kills little baby defenseless diseases. Or, other stuff, like for instance:
- A Glock 9mm - cures life in most mammals.Or Zombies
- some acid - cures most mammals from the negative effects of life.
- aspirin - doesn't cure anything, but makes you feel better.
- dictatorship - cures you from democracy.
- Pretty Cure is some anime thing.
- Then there's The Cure, a pop group. They're crap. The article explains how.
- This is a disambiguation page — which is just an excuse to create more Uncyclopedia pages. Hadn't you better get started today?
- That thing everyone seems to need.