Cross (disambiguation)

“If you like it then you should'a put a Christ on it”

~ Beyoncé on Crosses

Cross can mean:

Jesus smoking just before His crucifixion

• That thing Jesus's saggy scrotum were nailed to.
• Red Cross
• Yellow Cross
• Cross-dressing
• Cross manufacturing industry
• Being angry in a rather polite way
• + (juvinile form)
• ┼ (adult form)
• ┤ or ├, ╬, or crass and half-cross
• Cross Walk

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