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Category:Black hole

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Also known as a "that thing between Oprah's legs."

First discovered in the 1990's(exact date unknown because article writer is too lazy to look it up somewhere and is also making this up) by Mr. Dr. Sr. Tick Daddy Tock , black holes are said to be places where you can put a whole lot of stuff that you don't plan on getting back anytime soon aka "that thing between Oprah's legs".

The principles of black holes are simple, and yet explaining them is hard, because it requires knowledge of things like hypoteneuses, tangents, universal theory, and and a basic grasp of the Engish language me don't have none too good.

Other Blackholes: "that thing between Michelle Obama's legs" "that thing in Will Smith"