Boomlings

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Boomlings was a now-dead, defunct, and neglected video game made by RobTop before he put on his big boy pants, locked the fuck in, and created a masterpiece. The game consists of typical Facebook mom gameplay, characters Facebook moms would enjoy, and ... wouldn't you know it? Facebook connectivity.

And Eric Cartman for some reason.

Gameplay[edit]

You slide these creatures on screen, aptly named "Boomlings", go figure, and then they explode. You also have these little bombs, and they explode too. What a violent game. When you brutally murder these poor, innocent little creatures, you earn points, and when you earn points, you win the level. And when you win the level, the Boomlings start cheering. So they're masochists.