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Graphics and Media.
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| A revolution in confusion.
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| Tune into the only place where you can get high quality comic images on the internet. Only iHumor cares about little details like the blending on a reheaded figure's neck or the lighting on fake poop food products.
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Using the patented RadicalX imaging layer, iHumor delivers seamlessly integrated images with rich and vibrant tones and textures, and all in real time. Advanced software stores all relevant information about your images, leading to even more versatility.
Plus, built in 3d rendering software makes even the most improbable of phallic jokes appear within your grasp. Life-like textures combined with non-life-like propotions make even the most prudish of viewers remark, "PenisPenisPenis!"
For intentionally bad images, iHumor also harnesses the raw amateurism behind such master works as Hitlerbear. Patent pending tracing software renders even the cleanest vector image as if it were hand-drawn by a six-year-old.
Tying these together is iHumor's image recognition system, based on the organizational power of iPhoto, it allows for easy sorting and ranking of images, even including options to add a wikipedia death star to any image.
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