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Ellen
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I was writing an article on Wikipedia . . .
- and then it was like "beep beep beep beep"
- Then some admin deleted it; and it was like gone . . .
- and I was like, "huh?"
They devoured my article. It was a really good article . . .
- and then I had to write it again, and I had to do it fast, so it wasn't as good.
- It's kind of . . .
- a bummer.
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Jeff
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So I was writing an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica . . .
- about this guy from lj-asians who peed on my fucking rug.
- It was a really nice rug . . .
- it really tied the room together.
When this guy just rewrote the entire article because he said it wasn't dramatic enough . . .
- and I was like, "that's just your opinion, man, okay?"
- This aggression will not stand . . .
- man.
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