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Babel:APPL/switch

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Ellen

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I was writing an article on Wikipedia . . .

and then it was like "beep beep beep beep"





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Then some admin deleted it; and it was like gone . . .



and I was like, "huh?"





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They devoured my article. It was a really good article . . .

and then I had to write it again, and I had to do it fast, so it wasn't as good.





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It's kind of . . .



a bummer.







Jeff

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So I was writing an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica . . .

about this guy from lj-asians who peed on my fucking rug.




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It was a really nice rug . . .



it really tied the room together.





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When this guy just rewrote the entire article because he said it wasn't dramatic enough . . .

and I was like, "that's just your opinion, man, okay?"





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This aggression will not stand . . .



man.