Award

Awards are how McDonald's got to be what it, um, is.

An Award is a certificate or medal recognizing some valorous attainment. Uncyclopedia has the following articles on awards:

• Compulsive Accordism, the personality disorder consisting of inordinate reliance on the giving or receiving of awards (pictured).
• Uncyclopedia:Awards, Decorations and Honours, the same process put on wheels at this website.
• Uncyclopedia:Awards, if you weren't serious.

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