Alice

If this were Wonderland, you would need to look no further.

You searched for Alice. You may be looking for a lice, in which case you need to know that the singular is louse, and there is no Uncyclopedia article on it. If you are dyslexic, you could be looking for Aicle.

Alice can refer to any of the following:

• Alice Cooper
• Alice Childless
• Alice in Chains
• Alice in Wonderland
• Alice in Sunderland

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