Adolf Hitler Uunona
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- This article is about the Namibian politician. For the guy who gassed the Jews, see Adolf Hitler.
“ I promise I'm an OK guy ”
“ But believe me, this is just the beginning ”
Adolf Hitler Uunona (born 1966) is a civil rights activist and politician from northern Namibia.
Career[edit]
Adolf started off in politics at a very young age, as most do. He joined his local council at age 13 and since then he has been improving upon himself and others one law passing at a time. After much debate and "secret" meetings (only called secret since Adolf was the only one who wasn't informed of them) discussing if the council should kick Adolf Hitler Uunona off the team due to the other guy. A vote was passed and Hitler was able to stay onboard. For the past forty years, Hitler Uunona has made much improvements.
In late 2020, Adolf Hitler won his local election. When interviewed, Mr Hitler Uunona stated that he is not "seeking world domination" like the guy before him who shared the same name as him. After being elected, news sources picked up on it and the internet starting to make memes about it, comparing him to the Austrian painter.
Although Adolf Hitler Uunona is not looking to remilitarise Gobabis and/or invade Botswana, he shares nothing but his determination with the German fella of the same name. He also has "big plans" ahead to improve the quality of life in his village and the rest of the world.
Name[edit]
Namibia used to be German territory during World War II, and so, Adolf became a pretty common name there. Mr Hitler claims that his father did in fact name him after the dictator, however, since the people in Namibia aren’t that educated, Adolfs' father didn't know what the German Adolf did in WWII.
